This is an interesting story that is not really a story. It’s a story about how long it takes to fill up our internet connection, and how many times we have to get on the phone with our provider to get it fixed. I think it is worth telling here because it is a story that people don’t know how to get right.
Here is a story about how sometimes your internet connection gets so slow that it stops working. There is a reason that you have to call your internet provider if it is running slow. But let me tell you a bit about how this happened.
Recently I had my internet connection get so slow, that it would not even play any of the music on my XM radio station. My internet connection was so slow that I called my internet provider and they told me that they have to shut off my internet connection for a while to let my connection get better. I called my internet provider again, and this time I made sure to put my phone number in the computer so that the call would go through. Then I waited.
The problem was resolved and my connection is now back to normal. You can’t really blame the internet provider, as the amount of bandwidth available to each person on the internet is limited. If you want to talk to me about it, please feel free to call me at (303) 563-5677 (cell) or (305) 563-5087 (home), and I will be happy to speak with you.
I’m sure many of you reading this are thinking, “oh, that’s great! Thank you, internet!” But honestly, I’m not sure it’s really great. It’s the kind of thing that happens when you don’t put your bandwidth to good use. So I’m sorry to say, the internet is probably not going to be of much use to you right now. After all, you don’t even know what kind of computer you’re on.
For me, the internet connection is dead. The only thing I can do is rely on the phone. But I’m not sure if that is because I’m trying to make sure I get to my website, or because it’s just because I’m out for the night. I mean, I knew we were going to be having an internet outage at some point, but I didn’t really expect it to happen now.
I don’t know if you get why you’re doing this, but I feel you should definitely be aware of your internet connection. You should know that you’re not really going to be able to communicate with other websites, your blog, blog posts, etc., until the connection is back up and running. If you don’t have a phone or a computer with internet access, you’ll end up basically having a dead blog and no way to contact your readers.
I think it would be difficult to make a good internet outage joke, but it probably helps to have a backup plan. A good internet outage joke has to be one that has a bit of truth to it. For example: “In 2012, a power outage happened at the same time as a computer virus that cost $2.3 billion to protect all of us from.” It’s the internet outage that takes it from being a joke to being a serious matter.
A good internet outage joke has to be a matter of timing. You aren’t going to get a lot of people to sit through a two hours long internet outage if you only have a few seconds to write funny or funny-ish jokes.
You see, the internet outage joke is more about the importance of timing than it is about the importance of timing. A good internet outage joke always has a joke about the time it takes to put out a light on and how far the power outage will spread. Most internet outage jokes just happen in the same amount of time that they take to put out the light.